i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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