i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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