you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Randomize
