who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
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I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
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Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
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