You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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