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I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
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So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
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We had sex on a dog bed..
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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