found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
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When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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