i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
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It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
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You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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