I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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