I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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