Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
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This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
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Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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