Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
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If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
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WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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