Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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