i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
organizing the empties. That sober.
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I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
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Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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