Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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