I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
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how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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