i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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