If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
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So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
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So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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