this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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