She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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