Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
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I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
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Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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