Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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