I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
you didnt know i had herpes?
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Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
You're like the curious george of whores
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
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Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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