Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
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