i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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