it was like his penis was on wheels.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Randomize
