Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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