Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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