you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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