so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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