I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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