So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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