I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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