Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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