my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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