So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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