He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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