I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
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You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
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Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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