Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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