I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
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Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
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This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize