Kiss
Puke
I'm gonna have a badass scar
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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