Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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