the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Are we still banned from the library?
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
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Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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