you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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