Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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