apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
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You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
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I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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