i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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