At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
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It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
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Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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