i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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