Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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