Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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