Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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