i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
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For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
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I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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