Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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