i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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